1 reason why wario has a bike

oof, I guess it's early retirement for Yoshi(PSST hey yoshi, go with all-state insurance, their good) anyways, why the lack of a BG? Well, It's freakin' 5'am in the morning, I spent like 6 hours painting this crap, I swear, my eyes are bleeding radiation from all that staring at the screen, arg. oh! Hey!
I now have 3 reasons for lack of updates, 1. School 2. tutoring 3. Warioware Touched! Yep, I now have a reliable excuse(hey, did I ever mention that I beat RE 4 like 3 weeks ago? no? well, ok!, thank you and good night!*falls and hits the table's edge with face*

*the 3 DEV AdAm! sticker has been used to guarantee you the viewer, that I personally researched and tested this product.

wario, yoshi, nintendo, yada yada